Autobiography of a Snake: Calm Down. I’m More Scared Than You

What if the creature humans fear most finally got the chance to tell its side of the story?

Autobiography of a Snake is a darkly funny, surprisingly emotional, and brutally honest fictional memoir from a snake who is tired of being blamed for everything. From the moment humans see him, panic begins—screaming, running, sticks, accusations, and stories that grow wilder with every retelling.

But according to the snake, he never chased anyone. He never wanted conflict. Most of the time, he just wanted shade, silence, and emotional stability.

Through witty observations and sharp satire, this unforgettable book explores fear, misunderstanding, storytelling, and the strange human need to become heroes in situations where nothing actually happened. Beneath the humor lies a surprisingly thoughtful reflection on prejudice, reputation, and what it feels like to be judged before being understood.

Perfect for readers who enjoy absurd humor, social satire, animal perspectives, and emotionally intelligent comedy, Autobiography of a Snake is both hilarious and unexpectedly profound.